RANTS!?!

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How to Destroy the 4th of July

By Baxie When the founding forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, asserting our desire to free ourselves from…

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The Biggest Sapp

Hey, do you guys remember Warren Sapp?  You know, the kindly and beloved defensive tackle that took $77 million in…

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There’s a Chance that Pro Wrestling is Getting Stupid

Back when we were kids, all that a guy needed in order to fashion himself as a professional wrestler was…

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PUT THE BABY DOWN!

As many of you know, I happen to be a father of three children. While all three of those three children…

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Tom Brady’s Balls

Today is the big day!!! No, it’s not just the day that the World of Warcraft Patch 6.2 “Fury of…

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Beltless on the Beach

There are 7 billion people in this world. And while most of those people are relatively tolerable, there are a…

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Bathroom + Instagram = Pablo Sandoval

Apart from the normal activities that one might expect—whenever I have to use the bathroom, I always bring my cell…

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Distracted Same Sex Marriage

How much is THIS going to cost me?  

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Distracted Teenagers

…And so it begins.  

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Distracted White People

White people are crazy.  REALLY crazy!

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Distracted Murder Conviction

Apparently Odin Lloyd isn’t the only person who thinks Aaron Hernandez is a jerk

Distracted Lyme

Distracted Lyme Disease

I still think ticks are jerks.