(By Baxie) Do you remember a little something called the Cold War? Do you remember how, after years of nuclear armament and phony nuclear weapons treaties, we beat the Russians–forcing Communism to collapse throughout the world? Well, neither do I. Yet, if Fox News says that’s what happened, then I’m hardly going to sit here and argue with them. It appears as though the Russians failed to learn their lesson the first time around. As a result, they have decided to get a little sassy and steal some of this nation’s most coveted treasures. Apparently Russian President Vladimir Putin has stolen Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl XXXIX, Championship Ring and has refused to give it back like the filthy commie-pinko-bastard that he is.
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