WARNING! Don’t Ask Scottie Pippen for His Autograph…EVER!!!

Scottie Pippen

(By Baxie) I’m not one to brag but I’m generally a peace loving guy. I avoid all kinds of uncomfortable confrontations. I reject physical violence of any kind. More importantly, no matter how much I am taunted, intimidated, bullies, hazed, razzed, or ridiculed…I am mostly likely not going to be the one to throw the first punch. Why? Because at the end of the day, I am a tremendous coward–especially if there’s a chance that I could sustain a series of painful boo-boos. This is why you would (almost) never see me approach a guy like Scottie Pippen for an autograph. That guy’s a psychotic nutcase!


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