The World’s Worst Ex-Girlfriend

The World’s Worst Ex-Girlfriend

(By Baxie) Folks, let’s face it.  In the history of human relationships there, perhaps, has never been a worse girlfriend than V. Stiviano–the allegedly vindictive bimbo who was so crucial in the very public downfall of former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling.  Had it not been for this woman, (and the fact that he’s a racist sack of crap) Donald Sterling would still own the LA Clippers today.  Instead, she recorded their private conversations without his knowledge.  She leaked those conversations to the press.  Then, just as his pathetic world is beginning to crumble down around him, she dumps him–leaving him to rot all by himself.

I’m not suggesting that we should have any sympathy for the dude.  I’m just merely suggesting that V. Stiviano is the worst girlfriend in the history of girlfriends. I would almost rather get a festering case of the crabs from that woman than have to go through that sort of public humiliation. Except now it’s getting even worse.  Because rather than let Donald Sterling slip into the obscurity where he belongs, V. Stiviano has decided to needlessly humiliate the guy even further.  According to TMZ, Stiviano has filed new legal documents in her war with Sterling’s estranged wife who claims that Stiviano accepted cars and other property that Donald Sterling was not authorized to give her.  In these documents, Stiviano claims that she never slept with Donald Sterling because Donald Sterling is gay and that she was his beard.  She also claims that Shelly Sterling knew about this arrangement.  Stiviano is now countersuing Shelly Sterling for defamation of character.

Folks, the only person defaming anyone’s character are V. Stiviano!  First of all you have to possess character in order to defame it.  Secondly, when you’re illegally recording conversations and then claiming in legal documents that you former sugar daddy is gay–who is exactly is the target of a defamation of character? It seems to me that if anyone has a case of good old fashioned character assassination–it is Donald Sterling himself (whose sexual orientation is largely irrelevant to the fact that he was dating a miserable scumbag like V. Stiviano.)  So what have we learned?  Next time you see her profile show up on Match.com…..delete it and never go back!

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