The Super Bowl Ring and the Return of the Red Menace - June 17, 2013

(By Baxie) Do you remember a little something called the Cold War?  Do you remember how, after years of nuclear armament and phony nuclear weapons treaties, we beat the Russians–forcing Communism to collapse throughout the world?  Well, neither do I. … Continue reading →

Doc Rivers: Should He Stay or Should He Go Now? - June 13, 2013

(By Baxie) It has always been my belief that nobody likes a quitter. But when you’re Doc Rivers–and you’ve coached the Boston Celtics for nearly 10 seasons–you can see how a guy might wonder what it must be like to … Continue reading →

The Apocalypse is Here…So is Tim Tebow! - June 11, 2013

(By Baxie) The New England Patriots have allegedly agreed to sign former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow to an undisclosed contract worth an undisclosed amount of money. This move has left many to ask the following question. Why? Why … Continue reading →

Justin Bieber on the Run - May 29, 2013

(By Baxie) I don’t know how it is for you people but Justin Bieber is the center of my universe. That kid gives me a reason to live. I celebrate his entire musical catalog just to help fight back the … Continue reading →

Hank’s Bad Weekend - May 12, 2013

(By Baxie) The last thing that I want to become is the kind of person who talks endlessly about their dog (or casinos…or cancer….or cops).  I would much rather be seen as diverse and multi-faceted conversationalist who his bursting with … Continue reading →

Gambling on a Casino - April 30, 2013

(By Baxie) I’m not particularly crazy about casino gambling.  I happen to enjoy my over-inflated paycheck more than I enjoy random games of chance that are designed to drain me of my vast sums of money.  That’s not to say … Continue reading →

Bax is Poppin’ Tags. - April 17, 2013

(By Baxie) I cannot lie to you people. I am obsessed with the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. I love that God damned song! For the last 31 days I have been singing the song in my … Continue reading →

Baxie OJ’s His Thumb - April 12, 2013

(By Baxie) Despite popular opinion, I’m usually a lot smarter than I appear. Not to brag but I graduated from a major Midwestern university with a transcript-popping 2.3 grade point average. They don’t hand out those kinds of numbers unless … Continue reading →

Hey, Red Sox…I Can Be Bought! - March 28, 2013

(By Baxie) On Monday the Boston Red Sox will open up their regular season on the road in New York to face the Yankees. That’s usually a pretty exciting series. Everybody kind of enjoys that stuff. But if you leap … Continue reading →

Bax Makes a Huge Financial Endowment - March 25, 2013

(By Baxie) Ihave been hyperventilating since Saturday night.  As I have stated, I am deeply within the vice-like clutches of March Madness.  When Marquette (my Alma Mater) made the Sweet Sixteen on Saturday after their spectacular win over Butler in … Continue reading →